Simon Sands, clean comedian, actor and voice-over artist

Call to book on 01903 812275 or 07860 654151

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If you need a funny, cheeky (not blue), daft comic for your event, cruise, hotel, Master of Ceremonies, host or after-dinner speaker, model or voice-over artist, you can book Simon through the Contact page. Simon works all over the UK, the world, and beyond.

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Clients' comments say it all:

"Pitched perfectly for the audience"

"First class in every respect"

"Simon made our event a success"

"We looked forward to seeing Simon's show on the cruise each time he performed. He had people crying in the aisles - in a good way!"

"The best comedian I've ever seen"

01903 812275 or 07860 654151